Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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