I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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