Hey man sorry I got all grabby
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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