I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
me + whiskey = a bad person
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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