normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Everything about him screamed your future.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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