I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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