Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Send help, water and tortillas.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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