: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Having a random hookup so left but love u
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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