Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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