if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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