So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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