check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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