And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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