You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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