you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just pynch a tree in the face
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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