Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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