i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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