I just cut my nipple shaving
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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