do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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