you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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