My hand turned me down
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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