either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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