But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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