Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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