lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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