Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
