i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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