Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The uberlube is also flammable
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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