Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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