Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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