i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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