what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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