He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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