quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I deserve this hangover.
Randomize
