Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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