you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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