he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Terrible idea I love it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
