garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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