I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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