found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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