Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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