I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Hippo gnu deer
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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