Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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