when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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