I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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