No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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