yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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