Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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