Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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