STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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