ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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