I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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