I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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