If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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